Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
(Source: peterparkour, via thebeltlessplan)
I can’t breathe
hahahahah yes rick
(Source: nameonthebackofmybelt, via unpopularaesthetic)
This has to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.
(Source: l0sey0urselfinl0ve, via laurensiphone)
I thought you meant forever.
If this is the end, why did it come so soon?
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When it comes to reading people, Patty lives and dies by instinct. The woman has the sharpest bullshit meter I’ve ever seen. And you’re at the most difficult step. It’s do or die. If you’re phony with her for one second, she’ll skewer you.
m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
He makes me think of the male, vlogging version of Allie Brosh from hyerboleandahalf
(via thebeltlessplan)
m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
He makes me think of the male, vlogging version of Allie Brosh from hyerboleandahalf
(via thebeltlessplan)
